Breast Cancer - Words for Boobs

There is a parody of Nena's "99 Luftballons"/"99 Red Balloons" by M. Spaff Sumsion that starts:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

While it obviously more of a guy song, the number for words that can be used is amazing, particularly if you've never really thought much about it beyond calling them "the twins" or "the girls" or the new popular "Lady Lumps".

The key point though in October (Breast Cancer Awareness Month) though is: No matter what you call them, it's still breast cancer. Go get them checked!